Locked out of the house
I got locked out of my own house. Can you believe that my own servants kicked me out? I am so upset at them right now! I hate it when they lock me out. I like to have the choice to be inside or outside. I don't get kicked out of the house often, but when I do, I ignore my humans for a few days!
As I stare into the window and meow, I see mommy spraying that stinky stuff in the house to kill the bugs. I prefer to be outside anyways because the spray stinks, but I like to have the option to go in when I want to. The better option is not to spray that stinky stuff at all. My servants never listen!
I understand they want to kill the bugs, but I have much better options. I can kill them myself! It is actually really easy for our kind. All I have to do is watch their behavior! When they sit still, I wiggle my bums, get out my sharp nails, run as fast as possible, and catch them! Sometimes I eat or kill them, then my servants can clean the mess I made afterward!
I wish I could come inside now, but I have to wait outside until all the stinky spray is gone! I Meow and scratch at the windows and doors to be sure that Mommy hears and sees me! I'm begging her to come in, and she says she is sorry, but I don't believe her. If she felt sorry for me, she would open the door for me to come in and help kill the bugs!
Mommy still loves me because she left me water, food, and toys outside to play with. I just wish I could come in now to get attention from my servants. Finally, Mommy is busy cleaning up her mess now. She is wiping down all the big objects and mopping the floors. I wish I could help her mop! I am great at it! I always sit on the ropes while Mommy moves the stick around. It goes quicker that way!
Finally, Mommy opens the doors and windows. I rush inside to see what Mommy has done! The house is clean and doesn't stink of bug spray anymore.
The only sad thing is that all th bugs are gone now! No more hunting bugs in the house anymore, It’s all Mommy’s Fault. I guess I am going to spend more time outside catching bugs now.
Now that I have a choice, I am going to go play outside again!
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